When he was aggravated, my acting guru Nat Brenner used to ask:

"Do you like travel?"

To which the answer was normally yes.

"Do you like sex?"

To which the answer was normally yes.

"Then fuck off"

If you like travel, you can see four BSC productions this week:

HORRIBLE HISTORIES in Wimbledon, DANNY THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD in Blackpool, PROOF in the West End and KENSUKE'S KINGDOM in Dubai.

Let me know if you see them all!